Canada has emerged as the most important rival to Pakistan’s most profitable business

The Commander-in-Chief of Pakistan’s Inter-Services Intelligence (ISI), the organisation which runs the nation, is in a gathering along with his Flunky-in-Chief.

Commander-in-Chief: We’ve obtained an issue that poses a menace to our standing within the worldwide group.

Flunky-in-Chief: We do certainly, Boss. An issue referred to as India.
C-in-C: India? Don’t be a much bigger fool than you already are. India just isn’t our greatest downside, India is our greatest asset,with out which we’d be out of enterprise.

F-in-C: Gee, Boss, I all the time thought that India was our greatest enemy.

C-in-C: India is our greatest enemy due to Kashmir, Partition and all that stuff, which is exactly why it’s also our greatest asset, which helps our most essential business. In truth, which helps help our solely business: offering a secure haven for terrorists. No India, no terrorists. No terrorists, no tens of millions of American {dollars} by the use of bribes to make us faux we’re on the US aspect of their ‘War Against Terror’.

F-in-C: You’re proper, Boss. India is our greatest asset. So what’s this downside that threatens our standing within the worldwide group?

C-in-C: The downside is a spot referred to as Canada.

F-in-C: Canada? I believe I’ve heard of it. It’s part of America, no?

C-in-C: It is, kind of. But it’s additionally difficult our international fame for being the most important sanctuary for terrorists of all types, to not point out gangsters, and different assorted psychos. Canada’s change into a menace to our model picture of Terrorists ‘R’ Us.

F-in-C: No kidding, Boss. How did that occur?

C-in-C: Well, like us, Canada didn’t have a lot by the use of business, aside from one thing referred to as maple syrup.

F-in-C: Maple syrup? What’s that?

C-in-C: Exactly. So they needed to discover one thing to do, and harbouring terrorists and different fugitives crammed the hole.

F-in-C: So what ought to we do about it, Boss?

C-in-C: We ought to invite all their terrorists to return and arrange store right here. Our gross sales pitch being Location, in that we’re a lot nearer to India than Canada is.

F-in-C: Shall I’m going get a crimson carpet to welcome them?

C-in-C: Make it a inexperienced carpet – it’s extra eco-friendly…

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