100 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes, Captions And Memes For 2023

Stuff your face and have just a few good laughs with these 100 Funny Thanksgiving 2023 Quotes, Captions And Memes. Nothing higher than good meals and good laughs! Celebrate this Thanksgiving with these hilarious thanksgiving photos and quotes!

 1. “Gobble ’til you wobble, then nap like there’s no tomorrow. Happy Thanksgiving!”

 2. “Stuffing my face and my feelings. It’s called multitasking. #ThanksgivingSkills”

 3. “Thanksgiving: the only time of year I willingly overeat and blame it on the turkey.”

 4. “May your pants be stretchier than your family’s stories. Happy Thanksgiving!”

 5. “Thanksgiving: where the turkey isn’t the only one getting roasted.”

 6. “My favorite exercise on Thanksgiving is a rep of ‘pass the gravy.'”

 7. “Thanksgiving calories don’t count, right? Asking for a friend.”

 8. “Eating my way through the thanksgiving leftovers like it’s my job. #ProfessionalEater”

 9. “Thanksgiving tip: Wear elastic pants. You’re welcome.”

 10. “Gravy is my love language. Happy Thanksgiving, gravy lovers!”

11. “I’m just here for the pie. And maybe a side of turkey. Okay, lots of turkey.”

 12. “Thanksgiving dinner: the only meal where it’s acceptable to put gravy on everything.”

 13. “Thanksgiving is the only day I’m okay with ‘carb’ being a four-letter word.”

 14. “The turkey isn’t the only thing getting stuffed today. Happy Thanksgiving!”

 15. “Pro tip: Start your Thanksgiving feast with dessert. It saves room for the important stuff.”

 16. “Thanksgiving plan: Eat until I can’t, then take a nap and repeat.”

 17. “May your turkey be juicy, your wine be plentiful, and your in-laws be… well, bearable.”

 18. “Thanksgiving: the day I pretend to like green bean casserole. #DoingItForTheTurkey”

 19. “Why did the turkey join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!”

 20. “Thanksgiving prep: defrosting both the turkey and my dance moves for the post-feast celebration.”

 21. “Thanksgiving motto: Eat, drink, and cranberry on with the festivities!”

 22. “Turkey coma loading… please stand by. Happy Thanksgiving!”

 23. “The only thing getting stuffed more than the turkey is my inbox with Black Friday deals.”

 24. “Thanksgiving is the day my kitchen skills reach ‘professional chef’ status—according to me.”

 25. “This Thanksgiving, I’m thankful for the ‘ignore calorie count’ button. It’s working overtime.”

 26. “May your turkey be moist, your stuffing be legendary, and your relatives be bearable. Happy Thanksgiving!”

 27. “My favorite Thanksgiving tradition is pretending to listen to Uncle Bob’s jokes for the hundredth time.”

 28. “Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!”

 29. “Thanksgiving is the only day I consider ‘leftovers’ a compliment.”

 30. “Wishing you a Thanksgiving as smooth as the gravy and as sweet as the pumpkin pie!”

31. “Diet tip for Thanksgiving: Stay away from the scale. It’s on a well-deserved holiday too.”

 32. “Thanksgiving rule: If you didn’t eat your weight in pie, you’re doing it wrong.”

 33. “Thanksgiving fact: Calories consumed while wearing a stretchy pantsuit don’t count. Science.”

 34. “May your turkey be golden, your wine glass be full, and your stretchy pants be forgiving. Happy Thanksgiving!”

 35. “Thanksgiving math: Calories consumed – guilt = a very happy holiday!”

 36. “Thanksgiving is the day we all become professional food critics. ‘Mmm, the mashed potatoes have excellent texture.'”

 37. “Thanksgiving game plan: Eat until I feel like I could hibernate through winter. Anyone else?”

 38. “This Thanksgiving, I’m thankful for elastic waistbands and stretchy attitudes. Cheers to flexibility!”

 39. “Thanksgiving: where diets go to die and elastic waistbands become our best friends.”

 40. “Gobble ’til you wobble, then repeat. Happy Thanksgiving, foodies!”

 41. “May your Thanksgiving be as fabulous as your dessert choices. Pie, anyone?”

 42. “The turkey is the star, but the real hero of Thanksgiving is the person who brought extra dessert.”

 43. “This Thanksgiving, I’m giving thanks for the ‘mute’ button during family Zoom calls.”

 44. “Wishing you a Thanksgiving as epic as Grandma’s pumpkin pie recipe!”

 45. “Thanksgiving is the one day a year I eat my weight in mashed potatoes. And I regret nothing.”

 46. “Thanksgiving tip: If you’re not sure how much gravy to put on your plate, the answer is ‘more.'”

 47. “Thanksgiving is the day we all become professional nap-takers. Happy food coma, everyone!”

 48. “Turkey trotting straight to the dessert table. It’s called balance. Happy Thanksgiving!”

 49. “May your turkey be juicy, your jokes be funny, and your nap be uninterrupted. Happy Thanksgiving!”

 50. “This Thanksgiving, I’m thankful for family, friends, and the fact that pumpkin pie is a socially acceptable breakfast food.”

51. “Thanksgiving: the one day I can eat my body weight in mashed potatoes and not feel guilty. It’s called balance.”

 52. “Turkey, stuffing, and awkward family conversations – the three pillars of Thanksgiving.”

 53. “Thanksgiving dinner is a lot like a wedding dinner, but with more stretchy pants involved.”

 54. “Why did the turkey sit at the dinner table? It wanted to be the center of the gourd.”

 55. “Gravy is the glue that holds my life together. Happy Thanksgiving!”

 56. “Turkey trotting to the dessert table – the only race that matters on Thanksgiving.”

 57. “May your pants be stretchier than your cousin’s political opinions. Happy Thanksgiving!”

 58. “Thanksgiving hack: If you eat the pie with your eyes closed, the calories don’t count.”

 59. “I’m just here for the sides. Oh, and the gratitude. But mostly the sides.”

 60. “Thanksgiving is the only time I enjoy watching football – because it means I’m not in the kitchen.”

 61. “Thanksgiving is the day my family pretends we’re on a cooking show. Spoiler: It’s not a competition; it’s survival.”

 62. “If eating pumpkin pie for breakfast is wrong, I don’t want to be right. Happy Thanksgiving!”

63. “Why did the cranberry turn red? Because it saw the turkey dressing!”

 64. “Wishing you a Thanksgiving as smooth as the gravy and as sweet as the dessert table.”

 65. “May your turkey be juicy, your jokes be funny, and your nap be epic. Happy Thanksgiving!”

 66. “Thanksgiving is the only day we encourage playing with our food. Bring on the mashed potato sculptures!”

 67. “Turkey is just an excuse to eat copious amounts of stuffing. Let’s be real.”

 68. “My cooking is so fabulous on Thanksgiving; even the smoke alarm cheers me on.”

 69. “Thanksgiving is the day I officially declare my love for elastic waistbands.”

 70. “I’m thankful for stretchy pants and the magical ability to unbutton them.”

 71. “Thanksgiving fact: The more you eat, the more room you have for pie. It’s basic math.”

 72. “On Thanksgiving, I become a professional napper. It’s a sport, really.”

 73. “Thanksgiving dinner: where the dishes multiply faster than rabbits.”

 74. “Gravy is my spirit animal. Happy Thanksgiving, fellow gravy enthusiasts!”

 75. “I’m on a seafood diet for Thanksgiving. I see food, and I eat it.”

 76. “Why did the turkey break up with the stuffing? It felt too stuffed.”

 77. “If a turkey is a bird, is Thanksgiving exercise for our arms? Asking for a friend.”

 78. “May your Thanksgiving be as sweet as pie and as nutty as your relatives.”

 79. “My love language is stuffing. Happy Thanksgiving, carb enthusiasts!”

 80. “If you’re not serving mac and cheese on Thanksgiving, is it even a real holiday feast?”

 81. “May your Thanksgiving be as drama-free as the pie in the dessert corner. Wait, is that possible?”

 82. “Thanksgiving is the only day I’m okay with leftovers. In fact, I welcome them with open arms.”

 83. “Turkey trotting to the couch after dinner – my favorite kind of exercise.”

 84. “Why did the mashed potatoes go to therapy? They had too many lumps.”

 85. “Thanksgiving is the day I master the art of eating with my eyes closed to avoid awkward family glances.”

 86. “Turkey jokes are all gravy. Happy Thanksgiving, pun aficionados!”

87. “May your turkey be moist, your jokes be funny, and your in-laws be bearable. Happy Thanksgiving!”

 88. “If eating pumpkin pie for breakfast is wrong, I don’t want to be right. Happy Thanksgiving!”

 89. “Thanksgiving is the only day we encourage playing with our food. Bring on the mashed potato sculptures!”

 90. “Turkey is just an excuse to eat copious amounts of stuffing. Let’s be real.”

 91. “My cooking is so fabulous on Thanksgiving; even the smoke alarm cheers me on.”

 92. “Thanksgiving is the day I officially declare my love for elastic waistbands.”

 93. “I’m thankful for stretchy pants and the magical ability to unbutton them.”

 94. “Thanksgiving fact: The more you eat, the more room you have for pie. It’s basic math.”

 95. “On Thanksgiving, I become a professional napper. It’s a sport, really.”

 96. “Gravy is my spirit animal. Happy Thanksgiving, fellow gravy enthusiasts!”

 97. “I’m on a seafood diet for Thanksgiving. I see food, and I eat it.”

 98. “Why did the turkey break up with the stuffing? It felt too stuffed.”

 99. “If a turkey is a bird, is Thanksgiving exercise for our arms? Asking for a friend.”

 100. “May your Thanksgiving be as sweet as pie and as nutty as your relatives.”