It’s time to show tables on those that make all these undesirable and annoying telephone calls
My telephone rings. I do know who the caller is: a spammer, making an attempt to promote you a 2BHK residence, or insurance coverage, or soliciting your financial institution particulars in order that the money equal of 20 tonnes of Rwandan gold you’ve gained within the Bogus Bonanza Lottery will be credited to your account.
We may flip tables on such spammers and scammers who function on the idea of what number of calls they make in a day. Instead of declining, we should always settle for their calls and preserve them on the road by partaking them in time-wasting gup-shup and so chopping into their name quota for the day.
Spammer: Hello, ji. Pintu this aspect. I’ve one very particular provide for you for deluxe RERA-certified 2BHK+SQ…
You: Namaste, Spammerji. I hope you’re conserving properly. And how about Mrs Spammer, and the little Spammer baba-log? All properly, I hope.
Spammer: Yes, sure! All properly. This 2 BHK+SQ aside…
You: SQ? Does SQ imply Servants’ Quarters? Haw! Nowadays it’s not politically right to seek advice from servants as servants, however as home assist. So it needs to be 2BHK+DHQ. Which means Domestic Help Quarters.
Spammer: Arre baba, OK, OK. Whatever you say! Now when you make down fee of 10%…
You: It’s horrible how badly and politically incorrectly some individuals deal with their DHs. I hope you don’t deal with your DH…(Call reduce off by sound of telephone being slammed down)
Your telephone rings once more.
Scammer: Hello, whats up! I’m Pinky and I’ve fantastic khabar for you! You have gained 25mn…
You: Wow! And now you need my financial institution particulars? The particulars of which of my banks would you like? I’ve many, many financial institution accounts, together with one Swiss account, undeclared. Would you want me that will help you open a Swiss account, undeclared…(Sound of telephone being repeatedly smashed in opposition to wall)
What ought to this reverse anti-spam, anti-scam sport plan be referred to as? How about spam and rip-off in reverse gear to turn into maps and macs?
Disclaimer
This article is meant to convey a smile to your face. Any connection to occasions and characters in actual life is coincidental.
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