Visa divas

How desis can get even with snooty consuls

My buddy tried hi-octane affect and has managed an interview for a western nation’s visa 75 days down the street. In Oct, that’s. He is all satisfied in regards to the success of his mission and snobbishly says others should wait 4 months, he is without doubt one of the fortunate ones although it price a bit extra. I inform him it’s ridiculous that we have to plan so absurdly upfront and why would we need to go to a rustic that so patently is thumbing its nostril at us and clearly doesn’t need us. And should you fall in poor health on that day or have a disaster, what do you do, wait one other three months.

And I’m considering what if Indians simply stopped travelling. Like think about it’s fake Covid and refuse to fly to those nations. Use Zoom or Meet or the Web however don’t go. In weeks, the hundreds of thousands of diaspora plus the hundreds of thousands who search to go to international shores for work or enjoyable yearly would begin getting even. There could be waves of panic.

Imagine all these snotty brokers who take a look at you such as you had been the pits coming to work and no shoppers, that might be enjoyable. And in these embassies the place the suited-booted umpires of worldwide journey interview you, think about the visa consul parking his automobile and gleefully rubbing his fingers in anticipation of taking part in god. Walks into the embassy and asks, ‘So how many of the great unwashed lined up?’ The nice interrogator testing a 55-year-old Indian like he was a felony, ah, the pleasures of the visa inquisition. Except now…‘No one.’

‘Sorry. What did you say?’ ‘There is no one, no one came, not one.’ ‘That’s not potential, I used to be so wanting ahead to destroying lives, dashing hopes, making individuals squirm, that is unacceptable.’

Then the domino precept would kick in. In days, tourism would begin to droop like a moist noodle and resorts would quickly be affected as tour teams stayed put. Empty rooms, no bookings to Disneyland and the Great Falls. The tune’s lyrics would shift swiftly from ‘we don’t need the Indians’ to ‘where are the Indians, we need them.’

And the airways are all of a sudden confronted with seats and no butts on them…badly want these noisy tour teams we hate a lot. We will decrease the worth, something you need, simply journey once more. In double fast time these nations would start to evaluation their methods and rattling proper, too. You see, we might not have a really sturdy passport, however we certain do have energy in our numbers. Let’s use it.

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