A triumphant Trump is all set to enter White House and the historical past books
Like a gleefully grinning Jack-in-the-Box, Donald Trump has popped as much as make historical past as solely the second US president after Grover Cleveland (1885-1889, 1893-1897) to re-enter White House after a four-year hiatus.
His victory over Kamala Harris might come as a bombshell of astonishment to those that by no means figured {that a} flagrantly misogynistic, racist, megalomaniac who, amongst different issues, fudged his tax returns, was really impeached, convicted, and allegedly incited a violent mob to storm the US Capitol following his 2020 defeat, would have White House pink carpet rolled out for him a second time.
But Washington-watchers, who accurately forecast the winner of the Obama-Hillary Clinton contest to see who can be the Democrat candidate for the presidency in 2008, ought to evince no shock. Now, as then, America is much from being able to usher a lady into Oval Office and make her probably the most highly effective particular person on Earth.
While New Delhi greets Donald Season 2 with a congratulatory non-partisan Namaste, as befits its coverage of not sticking its intrusive nostril into the inner affairs of different international locations, reactions elsewhere would possibly extensively differ.
Kremlin might ship the White House returnee a brand new recipe for Chicken a la Kyiv as an indication that beneath his pal’s dispensation, buddy Vlad is prepared lastly to cook dinner the Ukrainian goose.
In return, the Don might invite Moscow to increase its expansionism to embody a pesky nation that smuggles legal and pet-eating lunatics into US, and which calls itself Mexico.
A equally emboldened Tel Aviv might be given the inexperienced sign to take over not solely the entire of Gaza and West Bank, but in addition these US school campuses the place pro-Palestine help is raised by stinko-pinko commies.
North Korea, nonetheless, would possibly resent its declare of getting a frontrunner who sports activities the world’s weirdest hairdo being challenged by the brand new tenant of White House.
And in America, and different factors of the compass, wimpy liberals would possibly chant their very own mournful MAGA mantra: May Almighty God Aid us. Unless, in fact, He too was a Trumpeter…
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