Which love songs can be tailored this V-day
Arvind Kejriwal stored up his bravado after previous defeats, borrowing from a defiant Madhubala to declare ‘Jab haar diya toh darna kya?’ But ever since Delhi bellowed, ‘AAP jaisa koi hil jaye’, he’s switched to Zeenat, crooning ‘Chura liya hai tumne jo Dilli ko’ to Vijayi BJP. Which has rubbed it in with its rocking cowl of Alka-Sonu quantity ‘Dilli Tera (now) Dilli Mera’. The unique was from 2001 multi-starrer Chori Chori Chupke Chupke, however there’s been nothing stealthy about the best way BJP has stolen a march in current meeting elections.
The orchestration is that of Modi-Shah, winner duo of face-the-music administrators. Their ‘My Way’ has remained Top of the Pops for a document 11 years. Looks like, after Sinatra, they’ll select Elvis, with ‘Shove them un-Tender, Shove them black and blue.’ Sooner than later, Kejriwal is perhaps summoned with Presley’s different hit, ‘Jailhouse Rock’.
Bolly beats Holly this Dilli V-Day week, scoring because of a playlist stuffed with dil songs. Other numbers additionally apply. Dispirited/disgusted Omar, Mamata, Ram Gopal Yadav et al have been hissing ‘Tere Bin’ to Rahul, satisfied that Gone Old Party has binned their possibilities, and turned their expedient JV into INDIA Blocked. There’s an ever-louder refrain of ‘Abhi Alvida hi kehna’.
There’s additionally a spread of Hollywood greats within the political jooth-box. Each election season, each celebration hopefully performs its model of Bieber-Carey Christmas basic, ‘All I want for V-day is your vote.’ BJP holds copyright on ‘Anything you can do, I can do better’ from outdated musical, Annie Get Your Gun. Rivals reply with The Police’s ‘Every breath you take’ to seethe ‘Every vote you take,/ Every move you make,/ I’ll be cursing you.’
This typical V-day, it’s not solely Indian polity that’s turning Beatles’ fave into ‘All you need is shove!’ Trump’s main the band, doing so throughout tracks, from unlawful immigrants in his personal territory to Palestinians in their very own Gaza dwelling. Actually, with signature subtlety, he’s extra Michael Jackson, telling each ‘undesirable’ to ‘Just Beat it!’
Yeah, all over the place, politics is successful parade.
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Alec Smart stated: “It’s now spelt ‘tarifft’.”
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