State and central Report card
Maha CM Devendra Fadnavis set an bold goal for the following 100 days of his govt, with catchy stuff like training minister visiting 100 colleges, well being mantri 100 hospitals, and many others. NCP headmistress Mrs Supriya Sule (nee Pawar) has expectedly failed his govt on its first-100-days efficiency. On her dissenting ‘Report card’, the one high-scoring topic is Crime. In which case, ought to police be despatched Home?
Whether Sule Ma’am’s undue harshness was resulting from her existential downside or a congenital feud with the BJP headmaster is exterior this week’s syllabus. Instead, your columnist seeks permission to difficulty her personal Report card. It might apply throughout the board, and even to the central college.
Geography: 45%. Some CMs hit bouncers over boundaries, refusing to implement the delimitation course. They concern that it’s merely central board’s tactic to curtail their affect.
History: 35%/95%. An anomaly simply defined. States will rating abysmally if examined on your complete gamut of Indian historical past; they are going to be toppers if efficiency is marked solely on a slashed, self-serving model. Thanks to our newfound place as ‘world’s quickest rising financial system’, derogatory ‘Hindu rate of growth’ is historical past. Replaced by era-excising ‘Hindutva rate of glory’.
Geometry: 30%/90%, relying on one’s views on the previous geometry field. How a lot has one group been set-squarely towards one other? How very important is ethical compass? And/or all-powerful ruler?
Arithmetic: Some rating 100%; others danger being thrown out of college for failing in three, consecutive grading cycles. Former have mastered electoral math; latter by no means appear so as to add as much as something.
Chemistry: 14.2%. This being Muslim share in India’s 1.7bn inhabitants. It’s highest exterior Muslim-majority nations however our polity has a novel manner of levelling the sector; truly, ‘razing the stakes’.
Science: 100%. Every discovery/invention hijacked by West has been accurately restored to its authentic Vedic age.
Literature: 110% since authorised texts are all fiction.
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Alec Smart mentioned: “Netas – rhino hides vis-à-vis serious complaints; paper-thin skin vis-à-vis comedy.”
Disclaimer
This article is meant to convey a smile to your face. Any connection to occasions and characters in actual life is coincidental.
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