Aurangzeb take a look at

Thanks to the UP chief minister, we now have a easy and infallible technique of figuring out potential traitors

The downside with traitors – aside from the truth that they’re traitors – is that solely too usually they’re devilishly troublesome to establish, subterfuge and concealment being half and parcel of their treasonable nature.

Though they often inadvertently give themselves away by sporting kurtas emblazoned with the slogan ‘I love JNU’, and/or carrying jholas containing the collected works of Marx and Lenin, by and huge they continue to be beneath the radar of patriotic vigilance to pursue their nefarious and seditious actions.

To expose suspected anti-nationals – be they acquaintances, neighbours, pals, or relations – one may strap them down in an interrogation chamber and topic them to a lie-detector take a look at to find out their patriotic credentials or lack of them, however such direct-action strategies, significantly if the testee was confirmed harmless, may result in oneself getting unfriended on Facebook.

However now, due to UP chief minister Yogi Adityanath, now we have a easy and efficient approach – a litmus take a look at for traitorism, so to talk – to smell out, or slightly sound out, such anti-national components.

According to Yogiji, the “glorification” of Aurangzeb is a give-away signal of a traitor, and as such abhorrent to the ethos of a “new India”.

The CM’s formulation on traitor-detecting is, in its personal approach, as vital a breakthrough in political science as Alexander Fleming’s discovery of penicillin to fight an infection was in medical science.

How does one apply the Aurangzeb take a look at to unmask traitors? In informal dialog, slip in a random query equivalent to: Wasn’t this Aurangzeb man who’s within the information a proto-urban Naxal who ought to have been put below digital arrest, in the event that they’d had digital arrest in these days? If the particular person spoken to doesn’t emphatically endorse this opinion, then he clearly harbours treasonous sentiments and will instantly be reported to the…

(Editor’s observe: Jug Suraiya has been detained by police for repeated point out of a non-person belonging to a non-existent individuals known as Mughals)

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