Could India and Pakistan be unwitting items in a devious recreation of Chinese chequers?
Two Chinese generals, Mi and Yu, congratulating themselves on the success of their Operation Springing Tiger.
Mi: Even if I do say it myself, our secret plan labored out very nicely. In reality, it labored out even higher than I had hoped it will.
Yu: It definitely did, didn’t it? All due to the predictable actions and reactions of the 2 gamers who performed our recreation with out even figuring out it.
Mi: First, we inspired one in all them to launch a terrorist assault on the opposite, which didn’t want a lot encouragement.
Yu: Then the participant who was attacked inevitably struck again, which made the primary participant escalate hostilities.
Mi: Exactly as we deliberate. With each gamers engaged in a capturing match, our goal was achieved.
Which is to maintain all of them on the boil, or within the wok, because it had been. Fireworks are at all times good for enterprise. That stands to motive, proper. After all, it was we who invented gunpowder centuries in the past.
Yu: So now, extra will line as much as purchase our weaponry, a few of it anyway, and aside from exporting low cost telephones, and TVs, and laptops, and fireworks, and different gewgaws, we’ll additionally develop into a giant arms exporter.
Mi: And one of the best half is that share costs of our arms firm went up briefly. And due to our insider buying and selling, we made a killing.
Yu: And we are able to make extra of a killing by prompting others to do the killing on our behalf by utilizing our weapons to struggle one another.
Mi: We’ve already received some ready-made prospects. And we are able to at all times drum up extra with what may actually be referred to as aggressive advertising and marketing.
Yu: I like our plan an increasing number of. Or ought to I say conflict and conflict…?
Disclaimer
This article is meant to convey a smile to your face. Any connection to occasions and characters in actual life is coincidental.
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