Trump’s hatchet man who fires from the hip is like a personality from a Western comedian ebook
Jottings from the White House diary:
Boy, have I had one helluva week. Did that video that’s gone viral showin’ my Gaza Resort with a sing-along jingle, a whopping gold statue of me, an’ me waltzin’ with bearded stomach dancers.
Then I did that arm twistin’ with that Zelkinky or no matter, to get him to cease invading my pal Pootie’s Russia and to gimme all these minerals and stuff he’s acquired.
Then I rolled out the Gold Card wheeze that will get you to remain in US of A in case you can shell out 5 million smackeroos, which’ll usher in megabucks, specifically for people within the buildin’ enterprise, like me and Jared.
So who’s been runnin’ the nation whereas I’ve been busy doin’ all this? What a dumbass query to ask! My buddy Elon’s been runnin’ it, largely by runnin’ folks out of their jobs.
He’s already fired over 20,000 of ’em together with these gonzos who had been aidin’ and abettin’ all them overseas international locations. The manner Elon fires all these unhappy sacks, shootin’ ’em from the hip sorta, he jogs my memory of that Lone Ranger fella who rode a white horse, shot silver bullets, and had a sidekick referred to as Tonto.
Come ta consider it, if ya scramble ELON it turns into LONE, so he’s just like the Elon Ranger. Maybe we might do a video of him too, firin’ all these no-good bums who spend all them taxpayer {dollars} and do eff-all in return.
My Elon Ranger says he meansta get ridda half the two.2mn guvment ’ployees who price us 6.7tn bucks a yr, and by firin’ them he’s gonna save us a trillion bucks.
Elon Ranger takes out all these no-gooders of the Deep State even sooner than the Lone Ranger took out all them baddies of the Wild West. Wham, Bam, Thankee Uncle Sam!
Oh, right here he comes, walkin’ in the direction of me. I’ll ask him who he’s gonna fireplace subsequent. But what’s that he’s holdin’ in his hand? A slip of paper? A pink slip of paper? Wonder what it means…
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