We began, in 2011, with the pop singer-songwriter Katy Perry entering into the pearly-white high-heels of that the majority coveted position on this planet of animated voice-acting: Smurfette. She managed to retain the position for the 2013 sequel, however then misplaced it to pop singer-songwriter Demi Lovato, who took the reins for 2017’s Smurfs: The Lost Village. And now, in 2025, we have now yet one more pop singer-songwriter lending their dulcet tones to essay the one feminine Smurf in existence.
Like the vaunted roster of well-known actors who’ve performed Hamlet, we’ll quickly be capable to namecheck that superb lineage of actors who’ve tried their hand at Smurfette, with Rihanna stepping as much as the plate for this newest incarnation. “I loved your Smufette,” folks will name from the jostling throngs exterior a gala première, or from the entrance rows of a stadium live performance. We solely must think about who subsequent can be tapped as much as play animation’s most iconic lone feminine?
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We point out this as a result of the tagline “Rihanna is Smurfette” seems to be the only advertising and marketing technique for this new piece of acquainted filler fodder, its distributors clearly satisfied that that is the one piece of knowledge that potential viewers might want to know with the intention to convert them from “Smurf curious” to “Smurf client”. It’s fascinating to see that a lot of the response from her followers to this headline star casting is a few variation of, “Rih-rih, why are you doing this instead of going back to the studio? It’s been nine years since the last record!”
Sad to say, nonetheless, that her voice appearing in Smurfs is just not going to scratch that individual itch, as she and her brethren head off on a standard-issue inter-dimensional journey to stop a magic ebook from slipping into the arms of Gargamel’s even-more-evil brother, Razamel. The plot is slipshod, the jokes are weak and the animation model affords little or no to lodge into the reminiscence. It has all of the traits of a kind of motion pictures – which have develop into fairly a common prevalence now – the place the one purpose for its existence is to fulfil a contractual obligation and justify additional retention of IP rights.
Unlike the unique Katy Perry-era movies, which positioned the animated Smurfs towards live-action backdrops and alongside human actors, this one has occasional scenes of our lil’ blue friends wandering via the streets of Paris or London, nevertheless it all seems like nameless inventory footage. It’s such a unusual and alienating artistic determination, and virtually lends the movie an experimental edge.
Elsewhere we’ve received some weak, showtune-esque musical numbers, some wacky various animated inserts, and a “stop the bad guy from getting the thing” storyline that even the vast majority of its pre-teen viewers could have seen a billion occasions earlier than. This is so sub-par that it even had this reviewer secretly craving for the Wildean-wit (comparatively talking) and toe-tapping musicality of the Trolls motion pictures. And James Cordon, fittingly, offers his voice to a Smurf who has no objective within the world.
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