Myself Kamalamma from Kunjibettu in Udupi, Karnataka.
What to inform you! Few days again I’m studying in newspaper about award-winning world- well-known humorist Trevor Noah, who’s coming to Namma Bengaluru to present present and individuals are paying Rs 12,000/- for one ticket and a few are telling lies to their Boss that mother-in-law is dying and they’re taking half-day depart to journey throughout Bengaluru for 4 hours in heavy rain and visitors jam to attend the present, and what’s occurring? They are having jolly good time there? Ambade Sunti!
Trevor anna is approaching stage and saying humorous humorous jokes however no one is laughing. Why, as a result of no one can hear something, that’s the reason! It appears sound system is so dangerous even VVIPs sitting in entrance rows usually are not capable of hear one naya paisa of what Mr. Trevor is saying. Poor fellow, he’s making an attempt and making an attempt and at last cancelling full present.
Ohohoho! What are the occasion organisers doing? Such a giant occasion in such a giant metropolis and they don’t seem to be checking mic first solely or what! So a lot embarrassing. Tchah!
I’m considering in a small place like our Udupi itself, we’re having higher sound system and association for features and occasions. When they’re doing Yakshagana – our well-known folks dance-drama – in open floor in a single nook of Udupi, the mic is so loud and clear, we will hear full dialogues and all from sundown to dawn at different finish of the city and complete night time there is no such thing as a sleep and subsequent day we’re additionally going round the home in Yakshagana model. Abbabba!
Few days again, there may be one occasion in our neighbouring colony for Ganpati habba, and aiyyo Krishna … what galata! They are placing stage in the midst of the road and organisers are operating round full busy 2 weeks earlier than solely as if Modi ji is coming, and on D day, from afternoon onwards, sound system fellows are shouting, howdy, howdy … mic testing, 1, 2, 3 …. mic testing.
And we individuals are capable of hear their programme merely sitting in our home, with all doorways and home windows closed. Full night, ajjas and ajjis, akkas and annas and all bachcha get together of Shanti Housing Society are doing mast majja. And our shanti on this facet is full gone listening to them.
After welcome speech, MC is asserting that Mr. Shridhar and Mrs. Malathi will sing one tune and I’m full excited as a result of they’re our morning-walk buddies. I’m shouting on the Mister to take away cotton from his ears and hearken to Shridhar anna and Malathi akka who’re doing karaoke for Baby, relax … relax …. The Mister is listening for half minute after which placing cotton again inside ear and asking methods to relax with a lot noise!
Afterwards, I’m dozing off little bit on couch, and all of a sudden the Mister is waking me up shouting, see that MC is asserting your title, what for? And I’m leaping from couch considering possibly I’ve received prize for lottery ticket which Shoba akka from that colony is making me purchase. But MC shouldn’t be saying Kamalamma however Ra, Ra, Rakamma, which is subsequent merchandise of programme and shortly all colony members live their fantasy of changing into Jacqueline Fernandes and Vikrant Rona and dancing with full josh! Then full night time I’m saying ekka saka ekka saka, ekkaa sakaa in my sleep additionally.
In between, MC is saying few jokes, however no one is laughing, not even one fly and I’m saying tsk tsk, poor fellow, I can inform jokes higher than him, possibly I ought to solely give present on stage.
Then the Mister can be agreeing and saying aiyyo Kamalamma you’re an excessive amount of good comic, if you end up saying any joke, all individuals are laughing earlier than punch line itself! And I’m very completely satisfied as a result of 100% even Trevor anna can not do this! With or with out mic! Abbabba!
This article is meant to convey a smile to your face. Any connection to occasions and characters in actual life is coincidental.
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