Two political pundits evaluating notes on the pre-poll state of affairs because it unfolds.
1st Pundit: The Opposition mix that calls itself INDIA wants a dependable GPS navigational system to assist it work out by which path it’s going and by which path it must be going.
2nd Pundit: What’s with all these instructions?
1st Pundit: As a mixed Opposition, INDIA ought to be going within the path of opposing authorities. But its constituents are getting into the other way and are opposing one another.
2nd Pundit: I get it. No sooner had been polls introduced than TMC czarina Mamata stated her occasion would go it alone within the state and that Rahul Gandhi had been ‘discourteous’ by not conserving her knowledgeable concerning the route that his Bharat Jodo Nyay Yatra would take whereas passing by means of Bengal.
1st Pundit: Rahul’s Bharat Jodo may grow to be an INDIA Todo, at the very least in Bengal.
2nd Pundit: Meanwhile, Punjab’s AAP CM, Bhagwant Maan, has stated his occasion would win all 13 of the state’s Lok Sabha seats on its ownsome lonesome.
1st Pundit: Which is tantamount to giving Congress an AAP-yours signal.
2nd Pundit: In Maharashtra too, Opposition appears bent on opposing itself somewhat than BJP, and in Bihar, Nitish’s merry-go-round has introduced him again to Lotus fold.
1st Pundit: Which is why all of them want a navigational system, to assist them go in the identical path and never hither and yon.
2nd Pundit: Maybe the issue is to not do with path however with definition.
1st Pundit: Definition?
2nd Pundit: Opposition defines itself as that which should oppose, even when what it opposes occurs to be itself. An Opposition coalition is a contradiction in phrases because it turns into a go-alition with its members having a go at one another and parting methods.
1st Pundit: How unhappy is that. In 1947 we noticed Partition of India. In 2024 will we see Partition of INDIA…?
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